Here, here and now, the Tablet of Rosetta head for you from us hoping to put you at ease and reassure you. The future is coming, how not to notice in Turin, the Olympic Capital in 2010?
We had no particular interest for the past tense and the aorist, and then we felt more secure in the near future which is already present in the moment, proud, end up sweating on the uncut cards and packages that never would have liked this article less verbose.
Let's specifications technical / games / existential, the tablet is connected almost everywhere, at his pleasure and convenience, making a mockery of those who can not connect in any situation.
The tablet has the habit of connecting, this is better than you know it right away.
The find therefore always around: at the supermarket, gas station by the mall, the newsagent, pizzeria in turn to the radical Swedish candle holders that are used as glasses, cinema projectionist in the room and in the most immodest French manicure bureaux.
Its computing capabilities are endless and you can use the screen (inversion) also to declare undying love to your boyfriend play (this feature is only available for the Italian market) by entering the secret code that we put at your disposal: zero seven point seven one three eight three five.
The footprint is minimal (see photo above), if you still have your old high school backpack, which you are so identified on holiday abroad in the early nineties, throw the tablet in there and she immediately reload to be eternally linked though suffocated and wrapped in plastic and polyester Savoy.
There are many applications, uses the most varied and extravagant, you can not do without ... of this we are sure we, we're subjected to any risk of addiction in an attempt to keep you happy and contented, after two hours of use we have decreed an unshakable faith and myself decided tatuarsela of the neck.
The Rosetta Tablet is available in the following colors: acid green Madchester (thanks Nando), red Sarah Records, Black Casale Calcio "Chastity and Absolute White.
The price is content and I were you I would not a question of money but of principle: Forget for a moment, biting the apple of sin and repent of Tablet Rosetta.
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