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Thunderstorms and scaremongering


Americans, you know, always exaggerate. When it comes to weather, however, than themselves. In Italy a rain storm with lightning is a simple, America is a thunderstorm with possible accidents, various attachments.
A thunderstorm is never underestimated here, they put warnings on TV, radio warnings for the "coming out of this world, be prepared!" All these warnings are always accompanied by an annoying sound, like amplified alarm clock radio. Do not tell you my reaction to these warnings the first time that I lived here, a 'crazy anxiety. How many nights I spent awake watching TV to try to understand if we would have expected the arrival Gozilla or of a simple storm. In addition
alarms on the radio, TV, etc., there is an alarm for exception: the mermaid! be used in case of tornadoes, real or perceived, and storms of a certain power. The first time I hear this siren sound was in the car, siren in the distance so I do not even understand what that noise. Then the radio comes the warning: "clouds were spotted in a circular motion in Jackson County, you may form tornadoes. If you go into the house in the cellar or basement, if you are out to find shelter as soon as possible if you are driving park your car and take refuge in a ditch .... "
In a ditch? And where can I find a ditch?
Fortunately, the tornado I have not met (and even Gozilla) and I got home safe and sound ...

Here is an example alert captured yesterday in the car ...

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Here, here and now, the Tablet of Rosetta head for you from us hoping to put you at ease and reassure you.

The future is coming, how not to notice in Turin, the Olympic Capital in 2010?

We had no particular interest for the past tense and the aorist, and then we felt more secure in the near future which is already present in the moment, proud, end up sweating on the uncut cards and packages that never would have liked this article less verbose.

Let's specifications technical / games / existential, the tablet is connected almost everywhere, at his pleasure and convenience, making a mockery of those who can not connect in any situation.

The tablet has the habit of connecting, this is better than you know it right away.

The find therefore always around: at the supermarket, gas station by the mall, the newsagent, pizzeria in turn to the radical Swedish candle holders that are used as glasses, cinema projectionist in the room and in the most immodest French manicure bureaux.

Its computing capabilities are endless and you can use the screen (inversion) also to declare undying love to your boyfriend play (this feature is only available for the Italian market) by entering the secret code that we put at your disposal: zero seven point seven one three eight three five.

The footprint is minimal (see photo above), if you still have your old high school backpack, which you are so identified on holiday abroad in the early nineties, throw the tablet in there and she immediately reload to be eternally linked though suffocated and wrapped in plastic and polyester Savoy.

There are many applications, uses the most varied and extravagant, you can not do without ... of this we are sure we, we're subjected to any risk of addiction in an attempt to keep you happy and contented, after two hours of use we have decreed an unshakable faith and myself decided tatuarsela of the neck.

The Rosetta Tablet is available in the following colors: acid green Madchester (thanks Nando), red Sarah Records, Black Casale Calcio "Chastity and Absolute White.

The price is content and I were you I would not a question of money but of principle: Forget for a moment, biting the apple of sin and repent of Tablet Rosetta.

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Body parts

Homo U.S. decided to buy a CD with the songs in Italian for the homini. Well, between the songs is different head shoulders knees and feet ... The snubbed homini classy CD with all the songs attached and this reaction caused an angry sense of homo, who decides to make another attempt. Yesterday, puts the CD and try to attract the attention of the little singing


Balls Head
Pinocchia

Pied Balls Head

Pinochi
Pied

do not know why he stopped after the second verse, it will be because the continued homini to ignore it or because I was rolling with laughter?